As coronavirus, or COVID-19 if you’re fancy, sweeps the world, there’s little to do other than stay inside and refresh instagram. Or is there? You could panic buy toilet roll, perhaps. People seem to have a much faster metabolism than I do, or there are uses for toilet roll to which I am not yet accustomed. You could go on a cruise to escape, but there’s a chance that someone on-board has the disease and then your ship will need to be quarantined off the coast of some island until they decide to release everyone, like a new Sean of the Dead film.